“You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.”

– My Ten Word Story (via soulsscrawl)

gianlupeter:

gianlupeter

gianlupeter:

gianlupeter

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

allyaisthebae:

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard